So I can add another thing to the list of things I can't seem to do. I cannot download the last three episodes of season 2 of Weeds. It's driving me metal. That's right I said metal screech, like when you bite the end of the yellow pencil, metal.

Also cannot design banners also I cannot understand why the dog is violently licking itching herself again since she doesn't have any flea-type beasties ah t'all.

Also cannot drive. No sir. Decisively cannot drive. So because by now it's sort of a public record of humiliation, and because Simon very cunningly told me I write well about my failures to learn to conduire un vehicle pas mal lourde est dangereus. I will tell you all about my test (while m-fing tv links loads my episode of Weeds because i am too incompetent to find a decent seed)