I just made vegetarian chili from a can. And just before you get all angry and disgusted ask yourself. Is it not better then *meat* chili in a can. AND then be quiet.

Although it is making my tummy hurt something awful and giving me a headache, maybe that's just it being chili.

I found two funny things today, (not via metafilter, amazing in itself).

I can be fat like it’s my job, but unfortch, the opposite will never be the case. And that’s fine; it’s my body, I can’t change it and I’m not interested in mooning over the fact that I am what I am. Regardless of our body size, we need to know what styles work for us and THE EMPIRE WAIST makes me look like I’m with child. Not that there’s anything wrong with being with child, UNLESS YOU ARE NOT WITH CHILD.

From: Fashion Trends I Wish Would Die in a Fire By Jurgen Nation (I don't know what that means)

Ha Ha Unfortch, Ha ha I will be saying unfortch for the rest of my life now, because I am also way too busy and important to say the other three syllables. It's true what she says about empire waists, they make the skinny girls look like they could be broken like twigs, or worse yet like bobble head dolls, and they make more zaftig girls look like the first trimester has been and gone.

Also Passive Aggressive Notes .com. I think I have only received one passive aggressive note in my life, it was about using the wrong coffee mug at work. To this day my heart warms to think that my seemingly innocuous decision to use the mug that said "have you hugged a volunteer today" was enough to set someone fuming and note-writing. So it's nice to know that next time I can share the angry love by sending a picture of the note to this website and we can all feel both set-upon and watched.

Fuck that chili is sitting so wrong.