I like the part about dominating. It is so Pinky and the Brain.

I sort of imagine someone in charge pacing and saying, "we need to really capture the essence of what we are doing here, you know?" and his assistant agreeing even though he has no idea what the fuck he is talking about, going back to his desk, writing that in a fit of peevishness, not expecting it to actually be the headline for the conference.

Seriously, that is half of why I think it important to periodically blog about birth control, so that the likes of "Innovate ... Dominate" will want nothing to do with you and you can ensure you'll never be duped into walking into their terrifying cave of self-important vocabulargon.

Eventually, I'll post my own wee essay on our infatuation with business. I think it starts with "those guys look really comfortable, so they must be doing something right" and spirals downward from there. I thought Enron would clear some of this up for us (they aren't wildly successful because they are so business-like, they are criminals. Get it straight.) but it hasn't played out like that.