The girls at Blue Monday have adopted me

June 30, 2005

I am at blue Monday 'cuz I forgot to inform the good people at Bell that my credit card info had changed so they cut off my internet.

So I am using a free wifi connection to try and finish some work before I blow this burg for a month of fun on the west coast. I have been here for about three hours already, I have two more hours 'til they close.

However, the cafe owner just turned on this red lamp in the window and started playing bollywood music, I am on a sofa lying in the window and I feel like I just went from normal cafe atmosphere to the red light district of webdesign...

I can't wait to find a job that doesn't involve spending five hours cradling my lap-top on my lap worrying about the effects of radiation.

In fact, laptop is a misnomer, better this little fucker should be called a Dell Cancer-Crotch.


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Posted by Miriam at June 30, 2005 9:10 PM | TrackBack Posted to indelible stupidity

Comments

for cancer-crotch: a handy plastic cutting board between the machine and your knees should suffice. Also stops heat transfer. Yes, there is the potential you will feel like a dork, but what's your future worth?

Posted by: alison at July 1, 2005 9:21 AM