November 3, 2005

Okay so this is from mk's horoscope website.. which is way longer than mine and goes into some serious detail..

On top of Neptune's actions (which will cause the confusion), Mercury will start to retrograde just at the time of the full moon. Keep in mind that Mercury is always operating in wildest, most troublesome form on the day it retrogrades, which this month will be November 14, and the day it goes direct. Give this day a plus or minus one day, and you have the full moon. As you see, it will be a poor time to have to come to a conclusion. See if you can resume talks in December and finalize things mid-month. Avoid getting too close to the day Mercury goes direct, December 3.

Okay woah, that's; a) some pretty unclear grammer and, b) what are they asking me to do? "Avoid getting to close to the day Mercury goes direct." Last time I checked the passage of time was inevitable. I mean avoiding whole days is pretty tough and generally requires expensive psychotropics.

What am I gonna do here, cut the squares for December 3 out of all the calendars I can get my hands on?

I can just see it. I 'm standing in Chapters with a pair of safety scissors and a stubborn/deranged look on my face explaining to the distraught bilingual McGill university student sales-person - "No, see I have to do this, I need to avoid getting close to December third because Mercury is going to go direct and I will be SCREWED!"

Or maybe I could just start tearing the pages out of agendas.. Starting with mine of course, but then moving onto the agendas of my friends and acquaintances.

Or I'll just personally remove December 3rd from my timeline. Wouldn't it be awesome if i could do that? - and insert .5 days as well. For example;

"I know you said that the site was supposed to be totally functional as of friday the 4th, but for me Thursday was the 2.5th so actually the deadline is now Saturday."

Speaking of deadlines what am I doing writing this post.

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