November 22, 2005

The same set of persons who forwarded me that email about the pony fetishists just sent me another gem..

Bravo TV's Queer Eye for the Straight Guy is urgently looking for great older professional lesbians.

Preferably a professional woman in her late 50s and up (70s - 80s) is
the idea Bravo is looking for. The person they are looking for is someone
similar to the actress who plays the mother on "The L Word." She is
described as a "Sophia Loren - Grand Dame" type.

Candidates are needed as soon as possible. The idea is to not only
reach out to people in need of a makeover, but to also find women who may want to"tweak" their style or freshen their look or wardrobe. Additionally,
they are looking for younger (late 20s, 30s) professional lesbians, too.
Also, along the lines of the "L Word" type. They have seen many great women - from recent college grads to academics, from femme to butch, and then from young to old - however, they are missing established young professionals in their casting.

If you know of women that might be interested please contact Suzette Brown Associate Producer / Casting; QUEER EYE FOR THE STRAIGHT GUY Scout Productions at 212-500-6278.

I would be on that like white on rice except;

- I have style thank you very much.

- Oh yeah and on occasion I have been known to aime les gars if you know what I'm saying.

Which gives rise to the idea of getting on the show and then on, "re-organize your living space day" I would hide some nice fella in the closet. Then when one of my queers eyes marches over and flings it open while saying bitchily, "I wonder how many pairs of action pants I'm gonna find in here?!" He'll see Ned or Kevin or Chris standing there smiling, and maybe holding a paint -roller or something.

Then I get outed as a bisexual and all the fashionistas pick up their paint chips and march out

"Look this show isn't about you, okay! No-one cares how bisexuals look anyways. You know you signed a contract, you're in big trouble missy, and I mean big."

Hyuck, except my bedroom really needs to be re-painted and I want one of those nifty make-overs where I come out hairless as a shaved gerbil wearing a greek tailored linen suit. Oh no wait, that' s queer eye for the straight guy again... I'll never get it right.

Oh wait, it says professional I just noticed that - I wear pyjamas to work. they'll never take me. Than again, pyjamas, maybe they will.

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