What's scarier the flink drivin' or the flink cryin'?

April 19, 2006

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Tomorrow morning, I have my first step in the process of becoming driver, the theory test.

Ask me, hey Flink did you forget about the test until just a week ago right before you left town, and have now crammed all 5 chapters of the book into your fairly forgetful head?

YES!

Ask me hey Flink do multiple choice tests admnistsered via 8 bit moniter make your eyes bleed, your brain choke up, and your hands reach up to automatically throttle yourself?

YES!

Ask me hey Flink did the girl at your driving school listen to a Bollywood meets Chariots of Fire mash-up for the entire two hours you were trying to memorize the chapters on road signs, the highway code and your class 5 license?

YES!

Ask me Hey flink, are sure you are going to pass ?

FUCK YEAH! At least I hope so..

What are my chances kids?

I 'm gonna say 75% in favor of passing as long as they don't ask me too much about the white and green signs with the arrows on them, or the different types of highways, I can't keep those straight to save my life.



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Posted by Miriam at April 19, 2006 8:40 PM | TrackBack Posted to being a girl

Comments

May the Force be with you, Flink.

Posted by: MK at April 20, 2006 6:06 AM

I don't need the force I need someone who has a car.

After I wrote this I looked up the testing center address.

It's in St. Leonard!

Here to be precise;

http://ca.maps.yahoo.com/maps_result?addr=7335+boulevard+langelier&csz=montreal&country=ca&new=1&name=&qty=

I am calling them in a minute to find out how the hell to get out there.

bah...

Posted by: mir at April 20, 2006 8:12 AM

My ex-lover is selling his car. I propose you pass your driving test, you buy the car (it is little and red and very good on gas) and then we take crazy road trips with it.

In the meantime,good luck. I know you will pass.

Posted by: alison at April 20, 2006 12:12 PM

Oh jeezuz... Remind me to stay off the sidewalks when I'm in Montreal in a few weeks...

:)

Good luck with it, Mir!

Posted by: Jeffrey at April 22, 2006 5:57 PM