April 19, 2006

Then i would have many many reasons to visit this incredibly sexy wiki about bio-engineering research called.. get this:

OpenWetWare

growl.. That's just so hot. I just spent two weeks wondering about taking the pill and now all of a sudden I desperately want a rotating ocular lense embedded where my left eye used to be and one of those drinking straws that comes out of my cheek.

Check out that logo..hands across the rhizome.

February 16, 2006

I feel like I may have already used that cypress hill song as a title before.. Oh well.

I've been busy lately.

Reading about rats, neurogenesis and causes of depression

I will give an extra 10 flink bucks to the person who can tell me what purpose the link to; " When Is It Best To Take Crack Cocaine?" serves in my final example there.

Anyways, all that to say that this here rat definitely needs to develop some well- rounded neuron constructing hobbies.

Getting a saphire embedded in my upper right canine is only a starting point.

So the second thing is to go to the gym more often, and to facilitate that I have invited my friend Lauren to come with me. That way I am killing two birds with one stone,making an ass of my self with my friend and getting said ass in gear to look svelte come spring. Yesterday we spent three hours at the Victoria Gym amusing the other gym bunnies endlessly with our delightful banter

" I want to have a J- lo butt.."

"Exactly, just like j-lo only way less hispanic. Jennifer Lopetzky more like."

Then there was the moment a bobo asked if were going to use the giant 60kg barbell and I said that we were going to lift it together in about 5 minutes... He didn't laugh but I am not suprised. He had the shoulders of a man who takes his work-out seriously.

Oh yeah then Edward said that if I made Lauren laugh while she was lifting the dumb-bell over her head she might tap something and get brain damage. Which would have worked as a caution except it only made us laugh harder.

The upshot of this all is that I am in fact physically stronger than she is which means all the times she has kicked the crap out of me in a fight she has been using phsyscology - what type I am not sure. Or she is cunning. But I am definitely her dumber stronger dope-dope friend. Like that giant fuzzy eyeless snowman from the cartoons.

When we left we stopped at P&A and bought a giant bag of "hint of lime" tostitos and a greens + smoothie.

Then we walked down the street eating fistfuls of chips and swigging directly from the bottle.

I am telling you it doesn't take long for those neurons of mine to completely switch up.. Now all I need is a pair of everlast pants and some fingerless gloves.